[_bike] Beavemaster rides with rabbits

May 1, 2024
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AO: _bike
Q: Titanium Plates , Peaches
PAX: Cableguy, Tron, Endo, Rockwell, Hi-Hat, Kick Stand, Carb Load, Bratwurst, Mustard, Hall Monitor, Wolverine, citgo, buffet, stickers, Kodak
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
What had happened was:

https://open.spotify.com/track/5aYVqxyetmT5OYmvZCA90X?si=W_M1nPXkSzSp1eihAozgDA

Well it was quite an epic ride tonight, I was committed to a leisurely but non-stop slow ride but I’m a liar.

https://open.spotify.com/track/2z0T2ifNBfAP06IcYo7USy?si=JmmepaU4TZuz5JUuQeXA8Q

We broke up in two groups and I was planning on leading a leisurely but no stop pace for 60 minutes… little did I know two henchmen (citgo /wolverine) showed up and were egged on by endo to have them tail gate my ass… so off the tubby klydesdale i go trying to give these rabbits a worth while ride and avoid the bum rush and right off the sidewalk I go over the handlebars… the titanium holds bones together purdy good. Got back in the saddle and rode way above my pay grade – 40 minutes of zone 4 HR…. Check my strava if you don’t believe me. Now I’m tired…

Anywho- we all Dropped in with two groups and had moon dust on cutty connector – the earliest observation of the season since inception of the rogue trails.

Group AA lead by the beavermaster (fka peaches) searched high and wide for pelt. Might have seen evidence of long island cougars but no beaver – just a silly rabbit ( trix is for kids). Whats a merkin made out of?

Buffet ripped the whole trail system in flip flops and full face. I want to be like buffet when I grow up.

We rode at some land speed record pace, like endor speeder chase, through the cool shade of green, passed the black squirrel on the low mud skinny and went all the way to Cutty 1 to climb to poco… dropped into cinco drop hill, climbed up brown mile, dropped into rocky road, climbed up landfill and climbed all the way to top of Cutty 1… decent down cutty 2, climbed Cutty 5 to drop the trail builders secret line 3 lane change to 4 to hit off camber skinny to the confidence booster gap jump. I think endo dropped a chain somewhere.

Kodaks Weather report said XC trails were dry, so we came back past Cuttys art wall full of painting of phallus sans merkin to get all the way back to Lawson Howard’s mill loop. A tad bit like Nutella and mosquitoes in some sections but still rocking the pace. Hazelnut is better on bread than rubber.

Crossed to lenny hill and hit the tech loop section far right climb, lost hall monitor, to drop waterfall,climbed up easy street, and dropped into hash pipe, rode stream side express to switchback and down death creek super chunk gnar where we found that wolverines name truly fits – he is one bad mofo…. Repeated the switch back gnar route that everyone cleaned again and dropped the skull cliff to return back to COT.

Tron was awarded the stumpy award – better be back next week foo!
Mustard got the best barley in the box award – thanks bro.

Stickers is researching crank arms and shock pressure.
Carb load got mister congeniality award.

Regrets – magnolia, stickers, rag, cartel… missed you homies! Where’s cooter?

Announcements – a post about sponsoring a Central America charity trip will be coming from cableguy
Keep your eyes out for a greenway beer ride with wives in May.
Bratwurst is bringing bikes to work on next week for Christs Closet
Plans for Bikes, Burgers, and Beer are in the works.
Sign up to Q the month of May.
Great loop workout next week!
I need a new bottom bracket

Peace! :v: