[watchtower] Ginger Schweddy Balls

July 29, 2025
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AO: watchtower
Q: Chastain
PAX: Chastain, Recalc, Monkey D, Mute, Deflated, Gilmore, Garrett Efird, Sugar Daddy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
What had happened was:

The big takeaway here is that we had more people today (8) than Zinfandel did last week (3).

The less important details were that it was 1) hot, 2) schweddy, and 3) disgusting, but we all survived to some extent.

Sugar Daddy was a few minutes late ands till owes me 5 or 6 Side Straddle Hops.

Garrett Efird needs to update his Slack profile to say Weedwacker, but he may still be auditing our group and (if he’s smart) will leave since his cousin Catfish can’t be bothered to join us in the gloom

Mute told us up front that he would only be running because had a neck injury (his words) because he hurt himself sleeping (not his words) because he’s old (also not his words). He proceeded to do every exercise called without modification :shrug:

Recalc is still holding strong as the only Site Q that bothers to show up to Watchtower. Despite his co-Site Q regularly abandoning him he’s managed to upgrade the parking lot to the absolutely nicest asphalt in the region (no lie)

Deflated has slipped the surly bonds of the LRC and daned the skies on laughter-silvered wings; Sunward he’s climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth of sun-split clouds, and done a hundred things you have not dreamed of. Not sure where that came from but even though the LRC has been defunct for a while now it seemed like Deflated was running with newfound vigor in his legs and I can only assume it’s because the other two anchors members weren’t there to slow him down

Gilmore making a wise choice to avoid posting too often with Deadwood lest they be mistaken as F3 Waxhaw’s latest power couple. Granted, that doesn’t take much effort on Gilmore’s part as DW was nowhere to be seen today.

Monkey D is looking slim and trim these days. It’d be a hot minute since I last saw him and I’m pretty sure he dropped at least a few pounds. Now maybe that’s because we haven’t forced him to eat Arby’s recently or possibly because he sweated a bathtub of liquid today, but either way, bravo

Yeah, we did four corners a few times. Paula Abduls. Oh, and some suicides.

YHC took us out

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