[the_floater] Halfpipe Hill Motherf*%#ker

AO: the_floater
Q: Hollywood
PAX: Easy Button, Chastain, Hooch – Bret Turner, Hollywood, Seabass, Shania
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
What had happened was:

Check the Strava. Look, we all had a good opportunity to try and prove that we aren’t getting old and still can hit top 10 in a short rarely run segment in 2024 that we ran up and down 5 times. We had 5 chances. We rarely run this hill because it is .8 miles away.
Turns out:
I am now slow as shit
Chastain doesn’t sleep and needs rest days, therefore only gives his all during IPC relays.
Easy Button, not as old as me but for some reason almost as slow as me.
Shania should be Sodano junior out there but apparently doesn’t want to make us all feel bad
Seabass values conversation over segments
Hooch is more of a long distance guy now. Also, see Seabass above.

So we failed. It was sad, hearts were broken. We’ll be back next year to disappoint ourselves try it again. We probably did some exercises too.