[mount_x] No jorts

AO: mount_x
Q: Hatchet
PAX: Elmer’s, Hatchet, Wilbur, Chainsaw, Fuse Box, Sugar Daddy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
What had happened was:
The site Q’s crushed it.
Elmer’s is a unique specimen. He is a redneck that bonds with the regulars. It’s a unique skill set that you don’t see often. He’s just a charming guy I guess. Or…….the ladies just think he’s hot because he wears a lot of Dewalt t shirts. Interesting approach for sure.

I think that Catfish is the co site Q. But I swear I’ve seen more “actual” catfish this year, than times I’ve seen Catfish and that ain’t no lie. I’m joking Catfish we know you injured your bicep by falling out of a tree stand that you were putting up. Here’s a tip, let somebody else check and see how sturdy it is next time. You’ll thank me later. And yes, Catfish did injure himself putting up a tree stand the week before battle for the ‘haw, that’s not a line from a Joe Diffie song. I promise. RIP Joe, you were a real one bro.

On that note, let me say this:
Catfish was on IR for battle for the ‘haw. Our other free agent stud Southern Tip was also out due to a colonoscopy. So those two late scratches hurt us. That, in combination with the supernatural box jump skills of Afterburn is what gave team waxhaw the edge. It won’t happen again. Ok that’s all on that.

About half way through our epic beatdown…..some guys rolled up to the parking lot. They looked rough man. They were scratching their neck looking rough. I engaged them in convo and all they said was “where’s the egg man”? I said, “who’s the egg man”? They said, “we don’t know, he said to just call him DW.” I told them he wasn’t there this Wednesday and they left.

Wilbur has pretty strong slack game for a rookie btw. If he keeps improving, stays diligent, and plays his cards right he should be well on his way to becoming an “official”professional smart ass right here in F3 Waxhaw. But, is he good enough for the professional smart ass godfather himself….. Bottlecap to mentor. That’s TBD.

Chainsaw crushed it today. Once again. There’s nothing like getting outran by a man in his 60s to start your morning.

Sugar Daddy is back from injury and faster than ever. And stronger. And smarter. Well done Sugar Daddy. You da man.

I actually passed Premature on the way to school yesterday with my kids in the car. I beeped the horn. My kids said “who is that”? I said “Premature”. They said “why do they call him that?” I said “I really don’t know”. They said “what is his real name?” I said, “ I have no idea”.
They said, “are you sure you know him”?

Enjoyed it boys. Til next time….
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