Fitness, Fellowship, Faith
Fitness, Fellowship, Faith
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Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
Engines pumping and thumping in time
The green light flashes, the flags go up
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns
Their prowess is potent and secretly stern
As they speed through the finish, the flags go down
The fans get up, and they get out of town
The arena is empty, except for one man
Still driving and striving as fast as he can
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up
And long ago somebody left with the cup
But he’s driving and striving and hugging the turns
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns
He’s going the distance
He’s going for speed
She’s all alone (all alone)
All alone in her time of need
Because he’s racing and pacing and plotting the course
He’s fighting and biting and riding on his horse
He’s going the distance
Ah, ah
Dics – stated loud and proud. Two groups 1a and 1a.a
Rockwell lead the pack to cutty and had an epic ride into the mystic.
Endo lead the 1a.a pack and seemed to be on a mission to melt face and crush souls. He lead the pack to insta fresh gnar jubilation down to the stream crossing to Lenny to pet the rabbits.
Hammer don’t hurt em launched up th first climb until don’t go chasing waterfalls, please stick to the skinnies, and the kickers du jour. yes, the skinny is falling apart and you need to just ride it to hit the ground-out rock and extend your suspension to the advertised travel plan. I don’t sell anything so after another greenhorn Climb we went down the ming fu cockroach and kung fu grip drip dropped the feature fenzy au gratin tasty reduction of half pipe wheeze. Literally seeing grown men yard sale the lines and giggling as they churn out walls hits on the natty dread hash pipe kicking up dust and gettin ROWDY. Climb again the OG gnarlor pile to hit skull :skull: creek where fletch was our first casualty hitting the deck with a shit eatin grin on the berm hole exit. I think he rides a camber comp so back off. The rest of the crew followed off camber rock garden line down the blue tech Mubarak rock line before embalming their nut sack with sphincter compression and white knuckles to navigate the crinkle calling of grind deluxe to test if their handle bar hips really work or your money back. Better make sure your brakes are bled before heading across the cliff bypass of you will snorkel in the creek on your way back. Just. Rally to the splash of lenny crossing and round the water enigmas of babbling brooks of Howard’s mill (he was not an environmentalist) to the supa flats of cutty connector.
The hot mess of French onion soup gravy cheese sl-beeve shiz roi mo fo of cutty connector is in the rear view since the green chloroform explosion has sucked to h2o out of the mud to render epic stick-I-ness-less trail conditions unless you have speshy gripton T9 hillbillies then you were given mud stick weight akin to your step uncles overalls pulled over your knickers. Yeah they are that sticky but don’t ask don’t tell was the policy.
Climbed the snake, yes we actually saw a snake on it the first time we rode it… so it’s called snake – trust me I was there.. to the top before dropping into poco and the famous and everybody’s favorite childhood memory – the green mile… hit the table top, huck to flat, and mini kicker before climbing future-flow until we hit the lonely road, as well as mini drops… picked up a few tardy foos and emergency exit to hit the 4 jump line back to COT.
COT had to be the longest event of the season- I mean… geez, havent you guys learned that you never ask grandpa to pray at thanksgiving? Nobody likes
cold turkey. Code word in efffect yall- cold turkey means cut the shit and crack em! We earned them with the ride – trust me. Cold cut sandwich bro
Flava flave goes to kickstand
Announcements- 420 WTF Saturday and bikes to Christs closet were epic. Keep it up
Reach out to our brother Roomba
Be grateful you are healthy and think of those who aren’t… buy a life insurance plan (or a new bike).
