[off_the_chain] cutty trails suck, tell your friend this aint sherman

AO: Off__Chain
Q: Titanium Plates, Magnolia
PAX: ChatterBox, Rockwell, Southern Tip – Brent, Endo, Peaches, Rag – Joseph Moubarak, Thanos, Twinkle toes, Damascus, buffet,, Cricket, grasshopper, mullet, stickers
FNGs: 4 Cricket, grasshopper, mullet, stickers
COUNT: 16
WARMUP: nobody listened
https://open.spotify.com/track/7Ar4G7Ci11gpt6sfH9Cgz5

THE THANG: too bad – it’s a secret. if you come ride then you can get it…. ok fine this is what happened. 5 forks down to howards mill over the mini gap jump. cross the stream and up
lenny up middle earth down creek gnar up right wow, down swag shi to slap twe with a mofo shi aaaa bi fizzooo.
cutty connector at the speed of light, through cutty connector to pause at the trail fairy bridge. up 2 down 1 to the green mile, up poco right, climb down the jump line back to mid connector to climb back up one….. down 4 to quadruple jump to cutty connector of cutty cross country back track.

flava flave award – twinkle toes
stumpy award – chatterbox, he doesn’t want to come back, but he is going to come back.

MARY: next time, no COT, it took too long and was boring, just 2F chill and crackin brews

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
it took too long, i don’t care any more. this is mountain biking not church…

COT: too long – its not going to happen next week – just ride and hang. it reminded me of waiting for my mom after church…. by the way, i didn’t make the trail, the trail made me. its always been there, it will always be there, and it will be what you want it to be.
if it aint broke, dont’ fix it. make it what you want it to be.
https://open.spotify.com/track/7sIjZxhdIOKB92n8oaZ4hK?si=3dc406d339ed49bb
i build what I like, you can do the same. if you like it then come back, if you don’t, go to beatty. cutty trails suck, tell a friend