[border_patrol] Q Jack was Q Fail

AO: border_patrol
Q: Paper Jam
PAX: Damascus, Flip Phone, Goodfella, Posse, Kid Rock, Tron, Fester, HazMat, Paper Jam, Rubbermaid
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
What had happened was: Road, trails, creeks, for an adventurous Monday morning