[gumby] Kung Fu U

AO: gumby
Q: Posse
PAX: Rocketman, Dunkin, Rooster, U-Haul, Sony, Roomba, Pyro, Paper Jam, Posse, Kermit
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
A few weeks ago, Paper Jam plead with the Pax to Q gumby so the same 4 men aren’t doing it all the time. He purposefully avoided eye contact with me when he said this, but I didn’t get the hint. While “weaponized incompetence” may be a little strong for my VQ, I will accept “earnest, entertaining, prepared incompetence”. Hmm…that sounds like most of my other Q’s, too…

Thanks to the wisdom of a Shaolin Monk, after 10 minutes, everyone knew kung fu. Not as efficient as Neo in The Matrix, but not as effective, either.

Pretty proud of myself for keeping the double entendres down with Kermit around. But also pretty sure he astral projected right out of there within the first 3 maneuvers. Meditation is going to take him places.

Showed off my old drum major skills with a box breathing demonstration.

Ended, like we all will eventually, in corpse pose. No time for a full minute, so tried to go for a random 53 seconds.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Convergence this Monday at the_lycan 5:15 – 6:00 AM with coffeteria on site. Bring an empty mug (& a full heart – can’t lose).
– CPR class – Saturday, June 21 9:30 AM at Stonegate Clubhouse (U-Haul, Rocketman Rockslide &/or Cliffhanger will be happy to provide shuttle service) 1602 Crestgate Dr. Waxhaw. $15 CASH to give to Karen (Restart). Bring extra cash for a “Pop & Lock” shirt!
– Dunkin’s daughter is still selling bread. You’re a bad person if you haven’t bought a loaf yet.
– Pyro spent his final hours at gumby before heading to Australia & New Zealand. I should have spent more time on the folding poses so I could fit in his suitcase. Safe travels, my friend! Don’t do any merkins in the Southern Hemisphere, as it will undo all your Million Man Merkins.

COT
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