[ruck_u] 🛻🔔tRUCK the Bells 🔔🛻

AO: ruck_u
Q: Gasparilla
PAX: Black Hat, Chastain, Singlet, Tron, Chaos, Hatchet
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
What had happened was:

Maybe it was all the eggnog, maybe it was my iced over windshield, perhaps it was still being sore from titan last Saturday but your boy was late for his Q. Pirate holiday hours?

Chastain got the pax moving and I caught up and joined the opening mosey – a brisk ruck lap around campus. We did some warmup exercises and stretching then headed to our Chevro-sleigh where Hatchet played hillbilly Santa set to the tune of Mariah Carey and a little ODB. 3 pax pushed the truck while the other 3 fell back for Mericans and Squats (Indian Run style) on repeato until we made it all the way around the parking lot and over to dumpster hill.

We then unwrapped the gift of iron and did 7’s with swings at the bottom of the hill and thrusters at the top putting YHC on top of the not so nice list.

Back to the truck push which was uphill both ways in below freezing temperature until we approached the football field for a much needed holiday “break”. We partnered up for a few farmer carry laps and then bear brawled from one side of the end zone to the other and back IYKYK. Break over.

It was back to the truck where Santarilla took the wheel – 🎶on Singlet, on Chaos, on Tron, on Chastain, Black Hat, and Hatchet, and Mariah, and Dirty but I don’t recall why the hell we did this at allllll.🎶

We kept on pushing, mericaning, and squatting all the way back to COT where announcements about Christmas thangs were a plenty and Hatchet took us out with a Christmas prayer.

All I want for Christmas is you…
(to know I’m fartsacking tomorrow)