[watchtower] 🐿️🏴‍☠️🧚‍♂️Bro Hymns Gone Nuts 🧚‍♂️🏴‍☠️🐿️

AO: watchtower
Q: Gasparilla
PAX: Zinfandel, Schneider, Inspector Gadget, Monkey D, U-Haul, Mailman, Bottlecap, Damascus, Tollbooth, chilula
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
What had happened was:
YHC affectionately known as DJ Gas to some took the PAX on a punk rock/hip hop fueled nut bustin beat down at Watchtower 🌰💦

The morning opened with a mosey that immediately drew groans and side-eye from the PAX — the chorus of disdain loud and clear before the first SSH even hit 10 in what I think was supposed to be cadence.

Station 1: 8 rounds/25 reps of bodyweight torture paired with quarter-mile runs. Tysons, squats, lunges, shoulder taps, big boys, dry docks, V-Ups, and mountain climbers had the PAX feeling kinda squirrelly.

Station 2: 14 lines, burpees, bear crawls, sprints, and broken dreams. By line 10, the PAX knew their Q had lost his marbles and no amount of pixie dust could save us from this pain.

Bro Hymn
🎶 Ever get the feeling you can’t go on?
Just remember whose side it is that you’re on
You’ve got friends with you till the end
If you’re ever in a tough situation
We’ll be there with no hesitation
Brotherhood’s our rule we cannot bend 🎶

TClaps & Awards:
– Schneider earned the “Get That Nut” Award — pumping out hip thrusts, dry docks, box cutters, and squirrel splats with disturbing enthusiasm. Form questionable. Effort undeniable 🌰

– With us in spirit award goes to – Recalc who’s still on the hunt.
Confirmed 🐿️ kills 372 and counting.

Announcements:
– Convergence: Thursday at Body Shop — be there early.

– Saturday: Don’t miss the Redneck Beatdown at Titan, courtesy of Hatchet & Catfish 🚜💪