[flash] Keep off the grass

AO: flash
Q: Chastain
PAX: Chastain, Zinfandel, Easy Button, Shriver, Bagpipes, Inspector Gadget, Ricky Bobby, Schneider, Black Hat, Oracle, Recalc, U-Haul
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
What had happened was:

7s, bear crawls, rocks, parking lots, Tysons, Donkey Kicks, Squats, Merkins, Diamond Merkins, Wide Arm Merkins…everyone’s OK with that stuff but they draw the line with a little off-roading? Weak….