Fitness, Fellowship, Faith
Fitness, Fellowship, Faith
WARMUP: lol- wtf? You get to drop in and hit the roller of 5 forks or sphincter grip.
THE THANG: Stumpy award -Damascus
Flava flav award – magnolia
Wow, what a turn out on hump day to partake in some warm cutty gnar. a rogue trail behind a high school and a suburb of Long Island. Heard that!
Run down.
One FNG – wore flip flops and no helmet- what a stud! He didn’t quite know chewy bliss he was about to partake of like granola and butter with a hit of crack on a biscuit.
Some call it shrimp n grits, but we call it the grind and hits. Yeah it’s titz🌄.
Three bikeNGs – Damascus Falcon and rainman
Three veterans coming back deadwood, gomez, and dasher
Three biffs Damascus, deadwood, and falcon,
Five bonks (I won’t say it’s a circle of trust)
One lost six (falcon dont wander off homie)
two e-bikes (rainman and bumblebee are like transformers…
Transformers
More than meets the eye
Transformers
Robots in disguise
Autobots raise the battle
To destroy the evil
Forces of the Decepticons
Three homeys with armor – knee pAds and face masks
Magnolia did the dics, and lead us out, Rockwell held the middle and I got the six.
Dropped in to schralp from 5 forks to the shred the mini roller and rally to cutty connector and the Endor fantasia flat landers paradise.
Deadwood returned from winter hiatus with yet another loose wheel- last year I think I screwed his skewer or wheel back on too! Lol. Who cares he showed up ready to ride! He went flat and endos micro penis pump went into action and with a few strokes got the tube hard again – size doesn’t matter it’s how you use it foo.
At cutty climbed two up the og1 to roll the jump to the mud bridge and upper jungle whip to the green Mile- aka Beggars canyon. Red five Im going in. There were already a couple bax who bonked on the climb but kept goin long enough to enjoy the cruise.
So there are a few features now if you want to do more than just the same o same o. A few hit the tabletop fast enough to clear it a huck to flat and case the landing and test out their frame warranty while the rest rolled the b line into the next real huck to flat and to the log jump to end out of the bottom.
Climb up poco and again had a few bonks, before dropping into the steep old road. Climbed back up the green mile to drop down 1 to climb back 3 and to the snake… at this point sweat was dripping from every pore and so the group got split up – a coalition of the willing climbed again while the rest either waited or headed back to COT.
Everyone bombed 4 with me and magnolia towing in everyone who wanted to do the quad jump line of clavicle corner. Deadwood bypassed clavicle corner feature of off camber wonder to drop and had too much speed and overshot the landing on the gap jump – seemed to be a bit sore. We all Ended out a traffic jam at mulvany boardwalk (it’s falling apart and as slippery today same as the AB stock price and marketing strategy).
Trail conditions were almost epic , not quite would I call brown pow, a bit greasy especially for those with a bit too much pressure… but solid like a rock.
Got back to bottom to try and hit a bit of lenny but lost the 6. I rode back to pick him up but falcon had to fly the coop and send me on a miles padding goose chase i b-lined it back to the house.
The rest of the bax counted off and finished in time for me to ride up the hill.
Another great ride.
MARY: if you build it they will come.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Several volunteer opportunities this weekend – Christ Closet
June mileage challenge
Bike repair (on-site)
COT: grab a cold one bitches