[Swarm] Calling All Discount Q Shoppers

AO: Swarm
Q: Foundation ,
PAX: Mad Dog, Recalc, Glidah, Elmer’s, Bottlecap, Zinfandel, Foundation
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
Calling all Q-shoppers. Today’s special was a deep discount on a rain-filled rendition of Swarm.

The heavens opened up and delivered a full-on downpour, but unlike our Diesel (EV) brethren, we were not afraid to get wet. More importantly, there was zero waffling about where we would start or finish. Especially for Mad Dog and Elmer’s who had 0 waffling when selecting Q option.

A few PAX apparently looked at the menu, saw YHC, considered Mute and his endless merkin inventory, and quickly decided to go with the 0 burpee option and heavily discounted workout option.

YHC briefly considered exercising excellent judgment by never getting out of the jeep and simply returning home for a second snooze. Instead, a valuable lesson was learned: when you’re known for tough Qs, rain serves as an attendance multiplier in reverse. So, YHC needs to try and ensure rival Q is someone weaker or on par (much tougher to do).

Thang:
We moseyed to the high school parking lot for a quick warm-up before launching into a 4 Corners circuit around the parking lot with a healthy mix of exercises at each stop.

Once all four corners were conquered, we headed to the circles and hill for a round of 7s, proving once again that running uphill in the rain is still running uphill in the rain.

Next stop was the school benches for dips and step-ups, because apparently being soaked wasn’t quite enough discomfort.

>From there we moseyed over near the EV boys’ territory seeking a little cover, which turned out to be about as effective as an umbrella made of window screen.

We tackled the path with three rounds of negative down-steps followed by calf raises, ensuring tomorrow’s staircases would become personal enemies.

Despite the weather, no one quit, no one melted, and nobody got electrocuted. Success.