[the_floater] Deaf, Dumb, But Certainly Not Mute Convergence

June 13, 2024
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AO: the_floater
Q: Damascus
PAX: Dana, Mayhem, Falcon, Hooch – Bret Turner, Penalty Box, Kid Rock, Jitterbug, Mad Dog, Shania, Centerfold, Catfish, Flip Phone, Elmer’s, Ghosted (Christopher Brantigan), Foundation, Tron, Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach, Rubbermaid, Fester, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, Zinfandel, Das Boot, Black Hat, Easy Button, Rag, Hi-Hat, Dasher – Jeff Green, Dunkin, Goodfella, Posse, Rooster, Chastain, Rockslide, Twinkle toes, Mute, Paper Jam, Brant (Wahoo), Damascus, Tuperware, 0
FNGs: 1 0
COUNT: 40
What had happened was:
– Monthly convergence was ON
– Always honored to lead such a ____ group of men
– Pax took ~30 sec to fail on directions and went to the wrong hill while YHC circled for the 6…
– LOTS of mumblechatter about time, directions, and anything else that gave an excuse to not listen to clearly provided instructions

The Thing (at least what was called)
– Mosey to old library for a quick stretch
– Partner up on Bad Idea
– P1 runs 1 direction / P2 runs another
– 10 squats at the top of each hill
– 10 hand slap merkins at bottom
– 3 rounds
– Mosey to Another Bad Idea
– P1 performs exercises on park bench / P2 runs to the bottom of ABI and back
– Dips
– Derkins
– Step Ups
– Mosey to bottom of Keith Jong Hill
– Sprint to top / 10 speed skaters
– Run 1/2 way down / 10 merkins
– Sprint back to top
– COT