[convergence] Happy birthday ‘Merica

AO: convergence
Q: Chastain , Easy Button
PAX: J-Woww, Rockslide, Dana, Recalc- Keith Balaniz, Carb Load, Zinfandel, Spitz, Maple Syrup, Fester, Easy Button, Hooch – Bret Turner, Shania, Black Hat, Tron, Premature, Penalty Box, Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach, Hollywood, Chicken Little, Rubbermaid, Hi-Hat, Whiplash (Nick Niday), Jingles ( F3 Waxhaw), Damascus, 2xT, Gerber, Deep Dish, Bottlecap, Goulash, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, Chastain, Das Boot, Mad Dog, Lambeau, Shriver, Kid Rock, Smithers, Paper Jam, Deadwood, Falcon, Ghosted (Christopher Brantigan), Dunkin, Posse, Elmer’s, Speed bump, Godzilla, Hammer, Sick Puppy, Spam
FNGs: None
COUNT: 50
What had happened was:

50 or so men converged in downtown WXW to celebrate good riddance of tyranny by doing what any red blooded American would do: burpees.

Chastain and Easy Button split the Q. We warmed up with burpees. We filled the middle portion with burpees. And just when we thought we’d had enough, we brought in the Burpee Train™ and did a few more.

But who cares about that? What REALLY matters is when the chips were down, our boy Deadwood stepped UP.

Five minutes to Go Time, this selfless pax discovered that fellow pax Chuck Wagon (name changed to ridicule the dumbass) wasn’t present. Deadwood jumped into action, sprinted back to his truck, and roared through the back roads of Union County safely traveled to the Crests of Briar where he proceeded to blare his $50k $60k $70k moderately priced Toyota Tundra horn and yell at Chuck’s cameras until he was awoken from his drunken stupor. Now, rescued from the fart sack, the two pax retraced their steps to the Haw where they joined the remaining pax in celebrating ‘Merica’s birthday

T-claps to Deadwood!

Happy birthday America! Now let’s blow some stuff up!